A man was standing at a bus stop early on morning. As he was waiting he noticed another man coming his way, walking a pig on a leash. It was the ugliest pig that he had ever seen. The pig had gooey black stuff smeared all over parts of it, patches of scars and missing hair, and a wooden leg. The first man started chuckling at the sight.
The man with the pig stopped and said "What are you laughing at?".
The first man said "I was laughing at your ugly pig.".
The second man said "Hey, don't you laugh at this pig. This is a good pig. This pig made me rich. He was digging in the backyard and hit oil. That's where the gooey stuff came from.".
The first man said "That's all and well but what about the scars and missing hair?".
The second man said "Hey, this is a good pig! This pig saved my daughter's life. We had a fire at the house and when we got outside, we discovered that my daughter was missing. The pig ran back into the house and took her by the hand and led her outside. This is a good pig.".
The first man said "Sure, that's all well and good but what about the wooden leg?".
The second man said "Hey, this is a good pig! You don't eat him all at once.".
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