Our Tax Dollars at Work

The United States Congress announced today that it has repealed the Law of Gravity. Citing the dismal conditions that are plaguing the world today, the Congress feels that Americans need something to enlighten their spirits. Congress has addressed this issue before but has always felt powerless to effect laws of physics. With their recent successfull legislation that extended the day, they felt that now was the time to address this grave issue. The Law of Gravity will be replaced by the new Law of Silly. The new law will erase all of the foreboding that presently plagues Americans. The new law is dedicated to all of our hardworking legislators. "Don't Worry, be Happy. Congress is at work.".